Star Wars: either you love it or hate it and those who hate it are too afraid to say that they do so there’s a tacit understanding globally that ‘everyone loves Star Wars’ when in fact, it’s impossible that everyone loves Star Wars.
I digress: for those that do, today’s your day!
MAY THE FOURTH BE WITH YOU!
And if you’ve been looking for love in Alderaan places, you’ve come to the right one, young padawan. Get your hands on some punny Star Wars pickup lines to impress someone who’s just as obsessed as you.
Before we jump into it, friendly warning to use these at your own risk; whatever the end result may be! Hope y’all have a good laugh on us, today.
1. Unlike Han, I won’t shoot first
2. Is yoda your dad? ‘Cause yodalicious
3. I must be from Alderaan because you just blew up my world
4. You stole my heart like the rebels stole the Death Star plans
5. Your smile glows brighter than a lightsaber
6. The force is strong with this one
7. Did it hurt? When you fell from Cloud City?
8. You’re endor-able!
9. I definitely think you’re the Obi-Wan for me
10. Let’s go back to my Ewok village and yub nub all night
11. You’re hotter than the flames on Mustafar
12. I may not be Luke’s father but I can be your daddy
13. Lea’s buns have got nothing on yours
14. I hope I’m the droid you’ve been looking for
15. Let’s get Hoth and heavy!
Use any of these? Did they work? Let us know and invite us to your wedding on May 4, 2023.
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